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  • Aaron Zaslofsky

What life and career have taught me, thus far



Don’t. Just don’t.

  • Never give yourself a nickname. Like, ever.

  • Unless you’re a doctor, don’t lead with your status or qualifications. People really don’t like that.


Children

  • For children under age four, reread the same page at bedtime just to spend a few more minutes with your child. After four, they’re onto you. Right, Georgie?

  • A squirrel can’t live in a fish tank, regardless of how adamant our daughter, Julia, is. Go ahead. Tell me I’m wrong.

  • Dog showers work just as well to clean up kids when they come back in the house.

  • Our daughter, Nora, taught me that some kids like to wave from the parade float while others much prefer to catch the candy thrown to the crowd.


Relationships

  • Whenever you’re not where you should be, you’re not just absent but noticeably absent.

  • Relationships are the foundation on which life either flourishes or withers away.

  • I need to dedicate more time to the friends who make me belly laugh.

  • Don’t let someone you love hit a homerun in an empty ballpark. Be there to watch them swing for the fences.


To my surprise

  • Funny has more to do with sentence structure than I originally thought.

  • Your ability to finish a book faster than a beer says a lot about you.

  • I feel unreasonably proud when seeing our kids look a person in the eye, smile, and firmly shake their hand. Extra satisfaction if they stand when a person approaches.

  • The older I get, the harder it is to tell how old another person is.

  • I have no hidden talents and very few that are actually observable.


Business

  • Clients hire you for their future, not your past.

  • Every business has figurative dials. Turn one down so you can turn another dial up. Just don’t turn any of them off.

  • A “seat at the table” is conditional. Your seat is predicated upon the value you provide.


Soapbox

  • Buy a box of Count Chocula, Franken Berry, and Boo Berry every October. You’re welcome.

  • I'm the kind of person who will wear jeans until my last days. Don't expect to see me in khakis or chinos late in life.


Family

  • Sometimes someone sees something in you that you didn't see in yourself. Spend more time with said person. That’s you, Anne, my love.

  • The best gift I ever received was the family histories my parents wrote. The absolute best part is the seemingly mundane details like a name or place that bring beautiful specificity to the story. Thanks, Mom and Dad.

  • Bare isn’t the only way to lay your vulnerabilities, but it is the best way.


Everything else

  • Changing minds is hard work. Especially your own.

  • If someone – your partner, child, boss, etc.– isn’t getting hard truths from you, they'll get them somewhere else.

  • The loudest among us should be trusted cautiously or not at all.

  • An answer is a closed room. A question is an open door. This isn’t original, but no less profound.

  • A community is made of people who don't just like you but love you as you are.


My work here is done. For now, at least.

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